This is weird, right? Because you had totally forgotten this movie? And now you’re all “Oh yeah, Steel! I didn’t go see that. Looked really bad, and it came out like three months after Batman & Robin, so I was already pretty mad at DC Comics in general. Yet here this is. Still available for you to watch. Still bearing a rap song about the lead character featuring the lead actor doing some of the rapping, and still bearing the inscrutable tag line “Man. Metal. Hero.” This is Steel.