Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 6: When Evil Lurks (2023)
This is probably the movie on my list for the month that I have been most looking forward to seeing. Everything I’ve seen or heard about this film has been […]
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Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 5: The Blackening (2022)
Yesterday’s horror selection was a horror comedy that left a lot to be desired in both the horror and the comedy sections. I figured I would take today to look […]
Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023)
Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023) A horror comedy that forgets it’s supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 3: No One Will Save You (2023)
I chose this movie as a direct response to yesterday’s absolute flop. Skinamarink tried to eschew standard pacing and dialogue with an atmospheric creepy vibe that absolutely did not work […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 2: Skinamarink (2022)
Day 2 of Horrortoberfest and I’m still going through the recent horror movies that I missed. Skinamarink is one of those movies that I was sort of dreading watching. Not […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 1: M3GAN (2022)
Horrortoberfest is back and to start I figured I would look at some of the more recent horror films that I just never got around to watching or, in several […]
Movie Mastery – The Dirt Bike Kid
Movie Mastery- The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to […]
Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998)
Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998) I know I had seen this movie before but couldn’t remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is […]
Movie Mastery – Dracula 300 (2004)
Movie Mastery – Dracula 3000 (2004) A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for […]
Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996)
Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996) A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where’s My Car but has […]
Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids What the hell did we just watch? This is “What If Neil Breen made kid’s movies” and that’s not a thing I […]
Movie Mastery – Billy Jack (1971)
Movie Mastery – Billy Jack (1971) A movie that seems by all measures to be one thing ends up being something else entirely. While not exactly a masterpiece because of […]
Movie Mastery – Tower of Terror (1997)
Movie Mastery – Tower of Terror (1997) Based on the Disney ride of the same name, this made for TV movie is desperately trying to not be scary. Or interesting.
Movie Mastery – Now You See Me (2014)
Movie Mastery – Now You See Me (2014) An otherwise decent heist movie that gets dragged down by some bad choices on CGI and presentation that could have easily been […]
Movie Mastery – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Movie Mastery – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats A 70’s horror film that was mostly forgotten because even with a premise that seems like it should be wildly memorable, […]
Movie Mastery – Hard Rock Zombies (1984)
Movie Mastery – Hard Rock Zombies (1984) A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and […]
Movie Mastery – Puppet Master 4
Movie Mastery – Puppet Master 4 It’s another Full Moon Features picture which means low budget kills and the absolute bare minimum of thrills. Unless you find extremely slow back-and-forth […]
Movie Mastery – The Stolen Princess (2018)
Movie Mastery – The Stolen Princess (2018) Not every cartoon movie funded by a country can be as absolutely bonkers as Sir Billi or Millionaire Dogs. Sometimes you just get […]
Movie Mastery – Morbius (2022)
Movie Mastery – Morbius (2022) As requested, we are doing the follow up to the Madame Web watch with a look back at the first sign that maybe Sony just […]
Movie Mastery – In Theaters Now: Madame Web
Movie Mastery – In Theaters Now: Madame Web We have returned to the theaters again. We just needed to know exactly how bad could this movie be and why in […]
