Movie Mastery – Outlaw Prophet (2001)
Movie Mastery – Outlaw Prophet (2001) A sci-fi movie that is incomprehensibly religious and religiously incomprehensible.
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Movie Mastery – Carpool (1996)
Movie Mastery – Carpool (1996) From a hotel room in Wisconsin, we drag James into our muck and watch a Tom Arnold film that is extremely Tom Arnold
Movie Mastery – Sexy Evil Genius (2013)
Movie Mastery -Sexy Evil Genius (2013) Buffy, BSG, and Lost collide in a bar with a Baldwin and what happens is, you know, fine.
Movie Mastery – Battlefield Earth (2000)
Movie Mastery – Battlefield Earth (2000) It’s taken a while but we finally have gotten to the movie that every bad movie podcast has to talk about eventually.
Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1976)
Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1976) Another Astrologer? That’s right, it’s the other movie from 1975 with this name and probably the one we were supposed to watch initially.
Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1975)
Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1975) We might have ended up watching the wrong The Astrologer from 1975 since there are two bad movies of that name from that year. […]
Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004)
Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004) Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch.
Movie Mastery – Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000)
Movie Mastery – Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000) The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction […]
Movie Mastery – Sex and the City 2 (2010)
Movie Mastery – Sex and the City 2 (2010) Having never seen a full episode of the show, this movie is possibly the worst way to be introduced to the […]
Movie Mastery – Roller Blade (1986)
Movie Mastery – Roller Blade (1986) From the guy that brought us Baby Ghost, comes a movie that is just about the same level of quality but way more nudity, […]
Movie Mastery – The Beastmaster (1982)
Movie Mastery – The Beastmaster (1982) A bog standard barbarian plot that gets just enough spice from the animal telepathy stuff to be kind of worth watching.
Movie Mastery – Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Movie Mastery – Kraven the Hunter (2024) We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related […]
Movie Mastery – Ocean Drive Weekend (1985)
Movie Mastery – Ocean Drive Weekend (1985) A listener’s recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don’t worry, they just did director of photography so they aren’t fully to […]
Movie Mastery – Dragon Storm (2004)
Movie Mastery – Dragon Storm (2004) Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that […]
Movie Mastery – Runaway Nightmare (1982)
Movie Mastery – Runaway Nightmare (1982) This 70’s movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80’s has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. […]
Movie Mastery – The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998)
Movie Mastery – The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998) Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 31: All Hallows’ Eve (2013)
Another Horrortoberfest season comes to a close and on this Halloween, I decided to end with the first feature length appearance of what has become a new icon in horror, […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 30: Sick (2022)
You know, I’m not entirely sure how this managed to get onto my list for this year’s Horrortoberfest but here we are. I’m honestly surprised I haven’t seen more Covid […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 29: Talk To Me (2022)
Another movie that I’ve been meaning to check out and this one comes from Australia. I’m glad that A24 is out there giving people the chance to make some weird […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 28: Prey (2022)
We are closing in on the end of the month and I’m just going back to the non-themed grab bag of horror that I hadn’t seen yet to end it […]
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