Movie Mastery – Freddie as F.R.O.7. (1992)
Special guest James D’Amato joins us in a review of Britain’s extremely cursed foray into the world of animated movies. A film with a plot so absurd that there is […]
Category Archives: Movie Podcasts
Movie Mastery – A Wrestling Christmas Miracle (2020)
Whoever it was that decided this should be on our list both understands exactly what this show is about and also is a terrible person. Hitting some surprising new lows […]
Movie Mastery – Duel (1971)
Ok but the movie poster claims “the most bizarre murder weapon ever used” and that’s just not even remotely true. Killing someone with a truck is real fuckin basic. You […]
Movie Mastery – 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
The 4th and final installment of the 3 Ninjas series goes out on a “what?” as Hulk Hogan helps some kids fight terrorists that are also ninjas that have taken […]
Movie Mastery – Deadly Prey (1987)
A group of mercenaries accidentally kidnap the worlds most killingest badass for their murder training and he picks them off one by one using nothing but a knife, his wits, […]
Movie Mastery – Goosebumps (2015)
You remember those horror books aimed at kids that were super popular in the early-mid 90’s? Well, they definitely cashed in on that in a timely fashion with this movie […]
Movie Mastery – Sleepaway Camp (1983)
It’s still queer horror week for this Horrortoberfest and, unfortunately, this one is the dark side of the offerings given how this movie views gay and trans people. I will […]
Movie Mastery – Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
In a pulp fiction alternate 1939, nefarious plans are afoot and only the dashing Sky Captain can put an end to this world ending threat. Also, everything looks like it’s […]
Movie Mastery – Miami Connection (1987)
A treasure previously lost was found once again by the Alamo Draft House. Now everyone can enjoy the earnest, goofy, terrible movie that is Miami Connection and the rockin’ yet […]
Movie Mastery – They Live (1988)
A terrifying, inhuman elite controls society and keeps people under control through television, advertising, and the help of their recruits that work to maintain the suppression of any rebellious actions. […]
Movie Mastery – The Dark Crystal (1982)
The classic 80’s film that tried to see if a full puppet movie could work. With some gorgeous design work from Jim Henson and Brian Froud and performances from classic […]
Movie Mastery – Wild in the Streets (1968)
A movie that dares to ask the unthinkable question: What if the youth of America actually gave a shit about politics and showed up to vote? Truly a terrifying thought.
In Theaters Now – Space Jam: A New Legacy
The Loony Tunes are back and ready to create a giant commercial for WB properties and also basketball kind of happens.
Movie Mastery – The Lair of the White Worm
In a cult classic that has bigger star power than you might have assumed for such an incredibly stupid movie; we try to make sense of a snake vampire lady […]
Movie Mastery – American Ultra (2015)
In the same way that the Taken movies are just fodder for middle-aged dads to imagine that they could be super badass heroes still; this movie is for 20-something burnout […]
Movie Mastery – Tank Girl (1995)
Back in the era where comic book movies hadn’t quite figured out the formula for success, a little property about a post-apocalyptic riot grrl could flourish as a unique creation. […]
Movie Mastery – Vibes (1988)
The experience of watching this movie is much the same as Goldblum’s character within the movie: mildly amused but mostly just confused about what’s happening and why.
Movie Mastery – The Three Musketeers (2011)
If there’s one element that can turn any concept from drab and boring to thrilling and engaging it’s steampunk. The thing that Alexandre Dumas’ classic tale was missing was scuba […]
Movie Mastery – Robot Jox (1989)
After World War 3 has devastated the planet and war is outlawed, the remaining civilizations decide that the best use of their limited resources is to have giant fuck-off robots […]
Movie Mastery – Kate & Leopold (2001)
The romantic comedy that lets women know that you can finally find love as long as you are willing to leave your job, friends, and family behind in order to […]
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