Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 3: No One Will Save You (2023)
I chose this movie as a direct response to yesterday’s absolute flop. Skinamarink tried to eschew standard pacing and dialogue with an atmospheric creepy vibe that absolutely did not work […]
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Expounded Universe 289 – Ula Vii en Rose
Expounded Universe 289 – Ula Vii en Rose Look, I thought of that title like two months ago and I don’t think we’re ever gonna get it to line up […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 2: Skinamarink (2022)
Day 2 of Horrortoberfest and I’m still going through the recent horror movies that I missed. Skinamarink is one of those movies that I was sort of dreading watching. Not […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 1: M3GAN (2022)
Horrortoberfest is back and to start I figured I would look at some of the more recent horror films that I just never got around to watching or, in several […]
System Mastery 286 – Orkworld (Crunch)
System Mastery 286 – Orkworld (Crunch) Oh, oh no. We thought all the worst stuff was going to be in the fluff and descriptive section. We were wrong. If you’re […]
Expounded Universe 288 – Dao and the Art of Shuttlecraft Maintenance
Expounded Universe 288 – Dao and the Art of Shuttlecraft Maintenance And the action fires right back up! Is there something special in the space past where the books get […]
Movie Mastery – The Dirt Bike Kid
Movie Mastery- The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to […]
System Mastery 285 – Orkworld (Fluff)
System Mastery 285 – Orkworld (Fluff) Well, this might be divisive, if we hadn’t spent years discussing how we feel about ol’ John Wick and his famously terrible advice. But […]
Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998)
Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998) I know I had seen this movie before but couldn’t remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is […]
Expounded Universe 287 – Hex Based Space Combat
Expounded Universe 287 – Hex Based Space Combat And the action fires right back up! Is there something special in the space past where the books get better, because this […]
Expounded Universe 286 – What’s the Buzz Satele Me What’s A Happenin’
Expounded Universe 286 – What’s the Buzz Satele Me What’s A Happenin’ (Oh no, this one has sat a minute, my bad) Everyone must find their own way to figure […]
Relationship Mastery 9
Relationship Mastery 9 Jef has some bar stories to tell, and also we answer a bunch of questions. What else do you want to know? We’re about to hit ten […]
System Mastery 284 – Time Master
System Mastery 284 – Time Master Travel through time at the behest of a futuristic society at the end of time? Sounds familiar! But before you break out the Wyld […]
Movie Mastery – Dracula 300 (2004)
Movie Mastery – Dracula 3000 (2004) A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for […]
System Mastery 283 – Eden
System Mastery 283 – Eden Hi everyone! You’ll never guess that now the other one of us has COVID. This stupid planet and country. Anyway, this game is about people […]
Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996)
Movie Mastery – Bio-Dome (1996) A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where’s My Car but has […]
Expounded Universe 285 – The Mojo Dojo Encaasa Bareesh
Expounded Universe 285 -The Mojo Dojo Encaasa Bareesh Finally, a bunch of heroes get sent on a quest. Honestly this book is actually shaping up to match that Lucas quote […]
Relationship Mastery 8
Relationship Mastery 8 Sound’s a little weird on this one, because we recorded it in a hotel during San Diego Comic Con! Features returning guest Jon (does he even count […]
System Mastery 282 – Spectaculars
System Mastery 282 – Spectaculars Part of wallowing in weird old stuff unfortunately is that it’s hard to keep abreast of what’s going on in the last decade or so […]
Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Movie Mastery – Cool Cat Saves the Kids What the hell did we just watch? This is “What If Neil Breen made kid’s movies” and that’s not a thing I […]
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