Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004)
Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004) Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch.
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Expounded Universe 299 – Pardon My French, But Jax Pavan is an Asshole
Expounded Universe 299 – Pardon My French, But Jax Pavan is an Asshole Oh hey, this book has act breaks! And we just found what might be the only one! […]
System Mastery 297 – Star Trek the Roleplaying Game
System Mastery 297 – Star Trek the Roleplaying Game Can we review an 80s Star Trek game without our pacemakers exploding? What if FASA made it? We’re looking at the […]
Movie Mastery – Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000)
Movie Mastery – Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000) The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction […]
Expounded Universe 298 – Rostu on the Smuggle Bus
Expounded Universe 298 – Rostu on the Smuggle Bus This episode is a Jax-free space. We focus on Den, we check in with Nick Rostu, and somehow Kaird is still […]
System Mastery 296 – Lewd Dungeon Adventures
System Mastery 296 – Lewd Dungeon Adventures Finally someone bought that game that advertises on Facebook, and it was us. It’s a fantasy adventure game with some sex-themed rules, but […]
Movie Mastery – Sex and the City 2 (2010)
Movie Mastery – Sex and the City 2 (2010) Having never seen a full episode of the show, this movie is possibly the worst way to be introduced to the […]
Expounded Universe 297 – Rokko’s Modern Light
Expounded Universe 297 – Rokko’s Modern Light Finally Laranth turns up, and she brings with her something we were missing last time we did this series, an explanation of what […]
System Mastery 295 – Insurgent
System Mastery 295 – Insurgent A very quick little modern game designed to be played solo or with a small group but no GM, in which you rebel against something. […]
Movie Mastery – Roller Blade (1986)
Movie Mastery – Roller Blade (1986) From the guy that brought us Baby Ghost, comes a movie that is just about the same level of quality but way more nudity, […]
Expounded Universe 296 – Rostu to the Rescue
Expounded Universe 296 – Rostu to the Rescue No one new, and we’ll still moving pieces into place, but hey Nick and Jax have met and headed off for a […]
System Mastery 294 – OGL Ancients
System Mastery 294 – OGL Ancients It’s what it says! Though it’s adding a lot of stuff to the venerable old combat engine of 3.X OGL, it’s an OGL game […]
Movie Mastery – The Beastmaster (1982)
Movie Mastery – The Beastmaster (1982) A bog standard barbarian plot that gets just enough spice from the animal telepathy stuff to be kind of worth watching.
Expounded Universe 295 – The Den Dhur Bender
Expounded Universe 295 – The Den Dhur Bender We’ve met almost everyone we know we need to now! Just Laranth to go! But hark, we’re meeting a subvillain for the […]
System Mastery 293 – Alas Vegas
System Mastery 293 – Alas Vegas This is a little recent for our usual stuff, but Jon was really interested after the Fastlane review to keep looking at games that […]
Expounded Universe 294 – Smoggy Bottom Boys
Expounded Universe 294 – Smoggy Bottom Boys Oh right, I just remembered that as much fun as Den and I-5 and laughing at Aurra Sing were, Jax Pavan is a […]
Movie Mastery – Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Movie Mastery – Kraven the Hunter (2024) We return to the theaters to complete our grim duty of bearing witness to the slow and tragic mutilation of everything Spider-Man related […]
Relationship Mastery 10
Relationship Mastery 10 We did it! We got back on the mics. It’s the little podcast that maybe can! I bet we answer a bunch of listener questions and discuss […]
System Mastery 291
System Mastery 292 – Unbidden Back to basics, some game you probably never heard of that we didn’t like. That’s the basic essence of the show, right? It has to […]
Movie Mastery – Ocean Drive Weekend (1985)
Movie Mastery – Ocean Drive Weekend (1985) A listener’s recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don’t worry, they just did director of photography so they aren’t fully to […]
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