Movie Mastery – Saved! (2004)
Movie Mastery – Saved! A movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith’s message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble […]
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Movie Mastery – Halloween H20 (1998)
Movie Mastery – Halloween H20 I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come […]
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein (2014)
Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein A movie that takes itself far too seriously given that it is on the level of Underworld fan fiction. Maybe lean into the fact that […]
Expounded Universe 230 – The Starcave of Starcave
Expounded Universe 230 – The Starcave of Starcave What a difference continuity brings! We’re finishing strong and actually covering the entire Lando Calrissian trilogy. We’ve got giant Manta Jellyfish space […]
Movie Mastery – Aladdin (1990)
https://playlist.megaphone.fm?e=OSPN8040875389 The story of Aladdin as a musical brought to you by Disney. Not the animated classic, the live action one. No, not the new live action one, the one […]
Expounded Universe 229 – Flamewind Wrapup
Expounded Universe – Flamewind Wrapup Hey! Sorry for the delay, but we’re back on track with the Flamewind of Oseon wrapup. A little conversation, a little self reflection, and a […]
System Mastery 238 – Golden Sky Stories
We couldn’t get enough theme months! Welcome to a brand new thing here at System Mastery, Sweater Weather! Reviewing the games that make you feel as cozy and comfortable as […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 31 – Halloween Ends (2022)
This end to the current Halloween trilogy is still in theaters so I will say upfront that there will be pretty massive SPOILERS through this review. Now, finally, we can […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 30 – Halloween Kills (2021)
The requel from 2018 did so well both commercially and critically that they immediately decided to turn this new timeline into a trilogy. This middle child of the new Halloween […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 29 – Halloween (2018)
It’s final timeline! Where H20 was a sequel to Halloween 2 and the Rob Zombie version was a full reboot of the series; the 2018 film is a sequel only […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 28 – Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
A movie so bad that it ends up being in the running for worst entry in the Halloween franchise even though we already have the sloppy pile of garbage that […]
Movie Mastery – Halloween: H20 (1998)
I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 26 – Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
We have now come to the end of the first timeline in the Halloween series. There are a total of 4 different timelines for the series but I’m not looking […]
Expounded Universe 228 – An Embarrassment of Gepta’s
Bring us your angry apostrophe comments, they’re delicious! Anyway, today’s episode is the crazy finale! Explosions! Torture! Presumably buses full of chafed and weary orgy participants! All that and way […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 25 – Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Yet more Michael Myers on the way with the 5th installment that ends up being a direct sequel to 4 in the same way that 2 was a direct sequel […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 24 – Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
After a brief flirtation with making the Halloween brand into horror anthology series with the “need to see it to believe it” third movie; Halloween 4: The Return of Michael […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 23 – Halloween II (1981)
Time to cap off the Halloween season with a look at the Halloween franchise. While the original Halloween is an uncontested classic, I never felt like I needed to see […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 22 – 1922 (2017)
I figured I would keep on going with Netflix based movie with years as the title and just happened to luck into this perfectly slotting in there. I didn’t intend […]
Horrortoberfest ’22 Day 21 – Fear Street Part Three: 1666 (2021)
Time to end this trilogy with a quick trip back into the past to find out exactly what happened with Sarah Fier all those years ago. This installment is actually […]
Expounded Universe 227 – Hello Muttdah, Hello Fattdah
Oh wow, the shit all hits the fan here! Action! Intrigue! Extended lawn orgy! Thrill as we finally meet the legendary richest man in the galaxy Bohhuah Muttdah and his […]
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