Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 10: The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
When I first heard about The Last Voyage of the Demeter, I was fairly positive on the whole thing. Taking the doomed voyage from Dracula and adapting it into a […]
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System Mastery 287 – Mutants in the Now
System Mastery 287 – Orkworld (Crunch) Blessed Ween everyone! This year we’re focusing on animal inside of us all with a Furry Ween! Or a Hairy Ween! I dunno, whatever, […]
Horrortoberfest ’24: Day 9 – Huesera: The Bone Woman (2022)
There wasn’t a whole lot that I knew about this movie aside from it had gotten positive reviews and was mostly about a pregnant lady being terrorized by something. I […]
Horrortoberfest ’24: Day 8 – In A Violent Nature (2024)
This is a movie I really wanted to see because it’s always nice when someone does something interesting with the slasher genre. Whether that’s moving into a meta-commentary on horror […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 7: Evil Dead Rise (2023)
Piggybacking off of yesterday’s review of a movie about possession and evil destroying a family, today I decided to look at the not-quite-sequel, not-quite-reboot in the Evil Dead franchise. Not […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 6: When Evil Lurks (2023)
This is probably the movie on my list for the month that I have been most looking forward to seeing. Everything I’ve seen or heard about this film has been […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 5: The Blackening (2022)
Yesterday’s horror selection was a horror comedy that left a lot to be desired in both the horror and the comedy sections. I figured I would take today to look […]
Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023)
Movie Mastery – Slotherhouse (2023) A horror comedy that forgets it’s supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 3: No One Will Save You (2023)
I chose this movie as a direct response to yesterday’s absolute flop. Skinamarink tried to eschew standard pacing and dialogue with an atmospheric creepy vibe that absolutely did not work […]
Expounded Universe 289 – Ula Vii en Rose
Expounded Universe 289 – Ula Vii en Rose Look, I thought of that title like two months ago and I don’t think we’re ever gonna get it to line up […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 2: Skinamarink (2022)
Day 2 of Horrortoberfest and I’m still going through the recent horror movies that I missed. Skinamarink is one of those movies that I was sort of dreading watching. Not […]
Horrortoberfest ’24 – Day 1: M3GAN (2022)
Horrortoberfest is back and to start I figured I would look at some of the more recent horror films that I just never got around to watching or, in several […]
System Mastery 286 – Orkworld (Crunch)
System Mastery 286 – Orkworld (Crunch) Oh, oh no. We thought all the worst stuff was going to be in the fluff and descriptive section. We were wrong. If you’re […]
Expounded Universe 288 – Dao and the Art of Shuttlecraft Maintenance
Expounded Universe 288 – Dao and the Art of Shuttlecraft Maintenance And the action fires right back up! Is there something special in the space past where the books get […]
Movie Mastery – The Dirt Bike Kid
Movie Mastery- The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to […]
System Mastery 285 – Orkworld (Fluff)
System Mastery 285 – Orkworld (Fluff) Well, this might be divisive, if we hadn’t spent years discussing how we feel about ol’ John Wick and his famously terrible advice. But […]
Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998)
Movie Mastery – Soldier (1998) I know I had seen this movie before but couldn’t remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is […]
Expounded Universe 287 – Hex Based Space Combat
Expounded Universe 287 – Hex Based Space Combat And the action fires right back up! Is there something special in the space past where the books get better, because this […]
Expounded Universe 286 – What’s the Buzz Satele Me What’s A Happenin’
Expounded Universe 286 – What’s the Buzz Satele Me What’s A Happenin’ (Oh no, this one has sat a minute, my bad) Everyone must find their own way to figure […]
Relationship Mastery 9
Relationship Mastery 9 Jef has some bar stories to tell, and also we answer a bunch of questions. What else do you want to know? We’re about to hit ten […]
