We’ve had requests to make our list public, so people can guess what’s coming soon on Movie Mastery. Here’s the official list, as a result. If your movie isn’t on the list, either we’ve both seen it, or I lost it somewhere, so don’t worry, just ask about that in the comments. If your name isn’t behind the movie you suggested, it’s because again, I’m bad at this and forgot to write down your name the first time. Just say something in the comments again, and boom, thanked! Someday! Finally, if you see something listed twice, that’s because that smart fan actually sent us a DVD. They get a little weighting on the die roll.
And remember, we have absolutely no idea what’s coming up next. We literally roll dice the day we sit down to watch. For reals. Since the list is at 29 as of this post, we use weird dice.
- Scorpion King – Moose
- Ice Pirates – Lakstoties
- Space Truckers – Lakstoties
- Fire Walk With Me – DreadLordBunny
- Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties – Elliot S.
- Jupiter Ascending – Chris G.
- Crash and Burn – Lakstoties
- Suburban Commando
- Men in White – Jason J. Parr
- Shoot ‘Em Up – Bryan S.
- Hell Comes to Frogtown – Bryan S.
- Death Bed: The Bed That Eats – Nick E.
- Captain America (1979) – Elliot S.
- Lightning: Fire from the Sky – Echo Cian
- Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders – Hyper Crab Tank
- Funky Forest: The First Contact – John B.
- Speed Racer – @carvool
- Godzilla – Final Wars
- Bebes Kids
- Watership Down – Armand K.
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
- In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale – @WarcriminalWaifu
- Asteroid – Matthew S.
- Falling Down – Matthew S.
- El Topo – Matthew S.
- Jungle Book – Matthew S.
- Night Train to Terror – Michael M.
- The Eliminators – Jacob S.
- America 3000
- Down Periscope – Greg H.
- Wild in the Streets – Mike M.
- Blood Punch – Jacob S.
- Blood Punch
- Troll 2 – Vehk V.
- Battlefield Earth – Vehk V.
- Class of Nuke ‘Em High – Vehk V.
- Master of the Flying Guillotine – Brook C.
- Caravan of Courage – Vehk V.
- Das Boot
- The Ref
- Holiday Special List
- The Conqueror
- Achmed Saves America
- Hard Ticket to Hawaii
- The FP
- Super Mario Bros.
- Cemetary Man
- Surf Ninjas
- Oh! Heavenly Dog
- Radioactive Dreams
- Purple Rain
- Hard Rock Zombies
- Live Freaky Die Freaky
- Laughing Dead
- Freddy Got Fingered
- DOA: Dead or Alive
- Glen or Glenda
- Hawkman the Slayer
- Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong
- Garbage Pail Kids
- Tango and Cash
- Grizzly Man
- Bee Movie
- Metal Tornado
- Black Dynamite
- Deadly Prey
- Howard the Duck
- Anything by Neil Breen
- Fantastic Planet
- All Quiet on the Western Front
- The Raid: Redemption
- Tokyo Pop
- Renaissance Man
- Hulk 2003
- Knights of Badassdom
- Don’t Be a Menace
- Star Trek: Of Gods and Men
Christmas with the Kranks – Donald S.
- Saving Christmas – Donald S.
- A Christmas Story – Grant W.
Santa with Muscles – Grant W.
- Eight Crazy Nights – Thomas D.
- He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special – Thomas D.
- Elf – Blackraven Darkmoon
- Silent Night, Deadly Night – Dave
I came here to recommend Buckaroo Banzai but some utter genius beat me too it.
I can only counter with Cherry 2000, a 2017 post-apocalyptic businessman hires a beautiful tracker to scour the badlands for a replacement for his broken sex bot only to… well. There are bazookas and magnet cranes.
Tokyo Tribes, a Japanese hip hop musical where idiot themed street gangs take on “The Kingpin” a gold clad asian Elvis (late career) and his conspicuously black enforcer.
Hi System Masters,
I’m here to recommend a classic, 2016 film shot in China, acted by Americans, and released in Brazil: Skiptracer. Starring—you guessed it—Johnny Knoxville and Jackie Chan! It could almost be a good movie if the plot made any sense! Have fun (if you ever get to it)
Condorman, the Disney classic.
Holy hell I loved that movie as a kid. I saw it in theaters and thought “why aren’t all movies Condorman?”
I’m not seeing Deadfall on the list. It’s got Nick Cage, a deep fryer mangling scene, Charlie Sheen in a snakeskin suit, and a golden scissor crab-claw handed crime boss. Truly a must see.
The core (2003)
I would like to recommend Pandorum (2009) with Dennis Quaid in a psychological space horror/thriller. Might be good for Horrortoberfest.
I would like to recommend Smokey and the Bandit (1977). I just listened to your “Longest Nard” Afterthought episode and find your ignorance of its glory a travesty.
Put Ninja 3: The Domination on the list!
Please throw on The Spy with my Face (1965). There’s a lot of nonsensical business masquerading as plot, like face transplants and nuclear people-eating doors.
I have two suggestions for you, the absolutely horrible “poultrygeist: night of the chicken dead” or the Luke Wilson and Dax Shephard movie “Idiocracy”. Seriously poultrygeist though. Its BAD.
The King and the Mockingbird. It got rerelease so it shouldn’t be too hard to find. A classic of french animation and also really weird in parts, should be fun.
I thought for sure Mortal Kombat would already be on this list! It’s soooo entertaining and pointless!
Oh ok I thought of two more:
So do you get movies on this list by commenting? My vote is Russel Maniac. It’s a movie about a wrestler that is a dog. It is as dumb as it sounds, and it’s also on Netflix.
Truthfully the movie that most needs to be on this list is Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. For real, this movie is so bad it’s at least entertaining. Bonus points, the theme song rocks.
Only have one suggestion. “Strange Brew” a 1983 comedy with Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas.
Just one film to suggest: Mr. Vampire. Late-80s hong kong horror-comedy-action that launched its own subgenre. Pure joy.
You had mentioned running out of Hulk Hogan movies. Well I have a trilogy for you to add to the list. Tunder in Paradise 1, 2, & 3.
I’d like to add The Trial of Billy Jack to the list.
My choices are The Raspberry Reich and Sex Lives of The Potatomen.
Hello, I would like to suggest Allegiance of Powers! I watched it on Hulu and it is utter garbage. Hope you enjoy!
Aliens In The Attic (2009)
Has a remote control grandma that does an uppercut in slow motion.
It’s a kids film, good luck.
I would love to see you guys do Highlander: The Source. Highlander II is legendary bad, of course, so people don’t believe me when I tell them that it’s not even the worst Highlander movie. It really is an amazing piece of work, and I think you two would “enjoy” it.
If you haven’t seen it yet, i would suggest adding “The Gamers: Dorkness Rising” to the list
We heck, I didnt see showdown in little Tokyo any where so let’s fix that lol.
Request: The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
I humbly submit, for the midnight society, The Wizard of Speed and Time.
Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal (2001) – It’s so bad it’s good haha.
Please watch Rock and Rule (1983)
Please, for the love of everything holy, don’t watch Wonder Woman 1984.
Do watch Psycho Goreman though. Not for others. For yourself.
I’d like to hear you review Gundala, a southeast Asian superhero movie currently available free on Peacock (dubbed)
Gets a 75% on rotten tomatoes for some reason
Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD
You gotta try it